Au contraire, mon frère, the two-tone paint is the only good thing about it.

Well, Joker is white...

“iM a CeNtRiSt cAuSe I dOnT wAtCh NeWs!!!1!”

Yes, you’re the loon if you think Biden is anything close to “far left.”

The brilliant Amber Ruffin covers all the bases in this segment. You should really play this for these phonies and see what their response is:

You just know that any correspondence bearing the salutation “Dear Fascist White Supremacists” is going to be a little prickly, but, wow. You have to admire that kind of commitment. (Although everybody knows that writing “f***” rather than “fuck” is an absolute defence to charges of obscenity. Give the man his job…

DO. IT.

David’s is the best bad suggestion ever featured here.

Notice how I didn’t say “Apple only brings tech to market...” and used the word “usually.” There usually exceptions for any broad statement like that.

There are two things I think are notable to point out about Apple: 1) Apple usually doesn’t bring tech to market until it feels very good about the functionality and user experience of the tech. This often results in Apple not being the first to market, but usually results in market dominance when they do reach…

It’s a motivational tactic.

Brazilian here.

Yep. Meme applies.

Great! Can we get either one in a wagon?

This is not a criticism one way or another: took me a while to actually notice the differences between last year’s regular 5 and 4 versus these Blackwings. For refernce:

I don’t swear often, but what the fuck is wrong with people?

Any cult leader worth his salt tests the congregation to see how loyal they really are. Making all that kool-aid just to have no one drink it would be pretty embarrassing.

I swear that he could make the car emit “Pepperoni Dog Fart” scents and people would be like “Wow, the Tesla likes dogs! Now I can control it with a leash.”

Pre-emptive

“Ferrarli Davidson”