Bro-dozer describes a very specific kind of vehicle - lifted, loud, the driver likes to "roll coal" and wear stupid hats.

Nissan Cube.

*ALL* cars look awesome with harlequin paint. It’s just that not all drivers have the style, panache, and complete and utter lack of fucks to pull it off.

Keeping with the theme, you’ll probably need this:

What Musk is selling people:

Maybe they’ll Full Parsh and charge $1000 for “Stupid Steering Wheel Delete”

1) That steering wheel is immensely stupid and was designed by someone who hasn’t operated a car. It might have some progressive steering where low speed, full-rotation maneuvers are handled so you don’t need to go 720 degrees, but come on.

It is, because Musk is a child.

“Everyone’s responsible for this thing that only we are responsible for” is one hell of a McCarthy Ism.

Ironic, considering what a bunch of wankers they are.

The trick to driving drunk is to close one eye so you don’t see double!

Just “Matrix”? Not “The Matrix”? INTERESTING!

So they hit 331mph Canadian?

Accepting the fact that I’m nowhere near as good of a driver as I'd like to think I am, and neither is anyone else. We're all a bunch of bored, distracted monkeys, probably not paying as much attention as we should be. 

That, and the acknowledgement that I’m not as good as I like to think, and can always be better.

Since she’s talking about public roads, definitely not that second thing. If you’re anywhere close to the limit on a public road you screwed up pretty bigly.

Yes.

Are we talking about ‘good driver’ as someone that follows all the rules of the road or as someone who really knows how to control their car at the limits? 

Two words:  situational awareness.  I wish more people had it.

Anyone who doesn’t think Tesla is Full Self Driving™ is a pedo.