My father’s side of the family is fond of proudly telling people we’ve been in America since the 1600's. What they always seem to leave out is that we landed in Georgia, which was an area used to remove “deserving” poor and deported criminals from England. In fact, the first historical record for any member of my…

Anytime someone said “He says what we’re thinking.” I said, Oh, you mean racist bullshit?? White America has always been racist, they just pretended they were genteel. He just made it acceptable to say this shit out loud. Racists aren’t afraid anymore. Unless you catch them on video.

Looking at the fine specimens of cops who made the grade in my town I have to ask. They turn people down???  

I think I would know!!

French’s Yellow Mustard...that is all.

Not here. My recently acquired lactose intolerance (in my 50's just like Dad) makes it impossible to eat cheese in any quantity. In fact, cheese is what I have the most trouble with. My reaction is so nasty and horrid, I’m okay with jettisoning cheese. 

You better not be going leaving too, Mr. Bobby Finger. I just came here to say that.

Thank you! I was coming to make the same point. If you get your BVDs in a wad because of what was said, you must think it applies to you somehow. Maybe sit and think about why you feel that way instead of “notallwhitepeopling” If you honestly think it’s about you...it probably is. 

Roxane Gay. I’ve watched a few of her talks online and there is just something about her I find so freaking hot.  Just hearing her speak makes me all tingly.

I don’t believe in punching people, but I’m all for punching Nazis. Same thing here.

We white folks see our behavior as the standard and we view ourselves as decent and moral people as a group. Anytime someone deviates from that default standard, we automatically ascribe metal illness to them. Be it a school shooter or a racist dickweed. It’s an inability to see what is obvious and a denial that white…

I have lived in Arkansas. I currently live in a lily white New England town. Don’t let the accents fool you, racism is JUST as bad up here. Face it, if you have white people...you have racism. Period.

Raisins are the work of the devil.

I’ve never read a recipe that made me cry before...

You’re making that up! Who would do that??

Look, like most white folks, I have have white supremacists in my family tree. For god’s sake, I don’t tell anyone about them. Using your shameful yokel relatives as examples to prove how enlightened you are, well...shows your not. Mine are who they are. I’ve excised them from my life because I don’t want any of their…

I got new ink today. I showed you mine, show me yours! Not the best picture but it’s red and angry anyway.

Must be the Ambien, cause none of these folks are woke.