A real lady never “crunches” that’s for common people and livestock!

Xanex is your friend. Your mellow mellow friend.

No kidding, we had them set up IN our store at the exit. They’re at all the grocery stores too. I’m going to put on my GS cookies 5 lbs again this year. I can;t avoid them and I’m weak. So very weak.

Excellent. I would ask that every Evangelical voter not get a flu shot. I would also ask that they go spread the good word in local ER’s. Visit the homes of the older members of your congregations. Stop washing your hands! Soap is the devil’s lubricant. Only Jesus cleans! Glory!

I’m a history geek, and I think I love you.

I’ve been a retail manager for years. Every company I have worked for has anti-profiling policies in place. They’re never enforced as any employee seen as protecting company assets is a positive. Racial profiling is the unspoken norm in the industry. I have never seen or heard of a company disciplining employees for…

Maybe her kid’s an asshole. Possible, given Mom.

I have a job interview at the Gap this week. This is good. No apology for the “misunderstanding” just a quick removal of racist employees. This is a corporate culture, if indicative, I can get behind.

Welp, that was some hair splitting bullshit, Sheila E.

Oy, they did that shit with Ghostbusters, If it’s not specifically for white men the manbabies get their pull-ups all in a twist. It’s not like everything in the whole fucking planet isn’t already theirs but God forbid one little thing isn’t for them, they pitch a fit. I’ve met tougher toddlers. Damn.

Oh, thank you again for the link. I’m actually very much enjoying transcribing the letters. I was a History minor in college and I’m in nerd heaven. :)

I actually like the Pats...rather I like watching Brady play. I may watch the game if I can stay awake. I was up for work at 3am so...

Go local sportzball team! Hooray for the regional favorite! I would eat some wings though, if someone wanted to bring me some. :)

Cool, I have another Twitter profile addition...I’ll put Orwellian Thought Policewoman between “smarty pants” and “manphobic banshee”. Sweet!

That’s a good point. She’s not American. She’s the most emotionally reserved person I’ve ever been with. I have trouble reading her. It’s frustrating, I’m pretty reserved myself but I’m a base oversharer compared to her.

Yeah, we’ve both been married before. I have to assume she’s told other people she loved them. I said it about 6-8 months ago. We’ve talked and she says it’s just going to take “some time”

Sort of? She’s the least romantic and most logical woman I’ve ever been with. It’s uncharted territory for me, really.

I told when I realized I love her, about 8 months or so in. She’s fine with me telling her that. She says it’s just going to take her a while to “get there” whatever that means. I understand that on an intellectual level, but I guess it still stings a bit. I think I’m pretty lovable. :)

Here’s a fun random question for y’all? How long did it take your significant other to tell you they loved you? I’ve been dating someone for about a year and a half and while I’ve said it...she has yet to. She’s much more reserved than me but I’m starting to feel weird about it. What do you all think? Need I be…

.First she’s victimized by her father and then by a system that sees her only as a “perp” instead of an abused child. The authorities in this case need to be held accountable. It’s disgusting. I hope she can finally get some help and healing. Bless her.