thelasthalfdonut
thelasthalfdonut
thelasthalfdonut

I was laid off a month ago. I’ve had a few interviews but nothing yet. I have a side business on Etsy that I try to to keep busy with. I have good days and bad days. Yesterday I stayed in my pjs, watched all the Lord of the Rings movies, and ate pizza.

She told no lies. Sometimes the truth isn’t pretty, but it’s always necessary.

I don’t know how I feel about this. I grew up in California and I remember whenever any of them came up for parole Sharon’Tate’s sister had a well oiled petition machine gather signatures for the Parole Board. Who’s not going to sign that outside the Safeway? No one. Heinous crimes? Absolutely. However, I think

Antifa, anarchists, black robed Jesuits...I don’t give a fuck. If they’re against Nazis, it’s all good. There is no equivalency here. My granddaddy didn’t kill Nazis in France so some “dapper” alt right sissy can play Tiki Torch Taliban here. Punch a Nazi for Jesus. It’s the right thing to do.

They don’t even drink wine. That’s so conformist.

Obviously, they’ve done something to anger God.

Damn straight. I had lunch in Guilford a couple weeks ago. They’re still rebuilding. I’m sure our Senators won’t veto their aid though. Most of ours aren’t total dicks like theirs.

I would suggest going into a line of work were you serve the public. After a few months you’ll find you’re missing people less and less. The last thing you’ll ever want to do is be around people. :)

Awww, she’s beautiful. Look at those eyes. She’s what my dad would call “bright eyed and bushy tailed”

Yay for Pie-pie’s wee tartlette! That’s wonderful! Things possibly looking up on the job front. Had a second interview this week and should hear early in the week. I’m delightful, so I’m feeling optimistic. ;) Meanwhile, surprise...bracelets!

This is sort of animal related. My cat caught a mouse today, which I didn’t realize was a real mouse until it squeaked. I rescued it and set it free outside. So, anyone try or have any recommendations for non lethal mouse traps? This is the great huntress herself, aka Kelly Belly

“Thelasthalfdonut is by far the most consistently slightly amusing commenter on Jezebel. Someone should ungrey them, for the good of the Union.” - Abraham Lincoln

Thank you! I spend an inordinate amount of time (fruitlessly) trying to explain Karma to people. Wishing passive malevolence isn’t how it works people. You’re better off wishing for your enemies to have happiness.

Hahahahaha! He’s tiny!

Why, I feel more equal already!

He’s in shape...

He’s in shape...

That’s awful. Just awful. I hope the face I’m making doesn’t stick.

I’m a Buddhist, so there’s no argument here. You are very brave to post this though. I’m afraid a raft of shit is headed your way. No worries. You know your truth, thanks for sharing it.

No no no, give them both weapons!!