The most fun ones are gross AND illegal.

He should have used a driver.

So cute when they’re babies!

Like you’re safe at home...

That is why using the dismiss feature is so delicious...choo choo go by by

I’m very sorry, he can’t be labeled mentally ill. That’s a designation only some people get.

I decided to try out OKCupid a few months after my divorce was final. I didn’t really have much luck and was planning on quitting when I met my girlfriend. It’s a long distance international relationship (Canada and CT) So far, so good...we’ve been together for 9 months and still seem to like each other. Good luck…

Look, being a pioneer is dangerous.

ok then

Awwww...poor little precious flowers. They gotz hurt boy fee fees...

We just need to invite them all to the same party....

I’d watch it.

Reese...I haven’t seen so much denim in one place since the 70's.

Dude, your Dad’s a perv. Gross.

The doorman of Rosie’s “pal” said she stopped wearing dresses and cut her hair short. . We ALL know what that means!!

Freeway. Guess where I grew up? Using the word outs me as a non local where ever I go. ( It’s still a damn freeway tho)

I actually did these last week, but couldn’t post the pics. I had vein surgery, so can’t sit for too long. Have to come up with a crafting plan for that...

Really? I thought she said “torture me”. Damn, I was going to oblige. Let me just put this stuff away...