For purely scientific reasons I want to make a movie starring Chris Kattan, Pauly Shore, and Rob Schneider.

"I cannot tell a lie, I tried to cut that cherry tree with two Shabby-genteel ladies rubbing they're bare buttocks together. you too can have the freedom to do so in our independent colony"

I'd buy a widescreen release of this movie in a heartbeat, maybe even a criterion release unless hipsters think it's taboo to have a remake labeled as important.

the lack of any Shia Leabuf-like stuttering and poop jokes really took me out of the movie.

but Torque has ninja bikers and giant keys how is it not awesome? http://www.youtube.com/watc…

The ads said you should send your men to the three stooges while you take a bath
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

I tried to write about gaming flops once, but Too Human defeated me that game is so unexpectedly dull.

Katniss: "I like having nice tits"

I want Science court: the live action movie starring Al Pacino.

"contains intense thematic scenes of bats flying"

can he hire someone else to make a making-of documentary of this production?

" Chopping almost everything into disjointed sentence fragments,
Erlandson seemingly means to mimic terse wisdom, advanced infantilism,
or both. It bears repeating: A gigantic portion of the book is rendered
in annoying sentence fragments—the worst tendency of Beat impressionism
jammed into fortune-cookie form."

Paul Verhoeven!

a publicized pg-13 film? this is a first for Mr. Weinstein

I guess he's disappointed that now that more people have seen The Wire, and are not out trying to change the world.

I was under the impression Brett Ratner was the cheap man's Brett Ratner.

the rich man's Brett Ratner?

Raz al ghoul is back? Spoliarz man

To boldly go where Bret Ratner has gone before

hmm you mean theaters could show what Wal Mart sells to anyone without issue?