Look, as a lesbian who can’t bring her girlfriend home for the holidays, I am absolutely being pandered to. And I am HERE for it. I plan on sobbing my eyes out and watching this like... as many times as possible this year.

Also, Tegan and Sara wrote a Christmas song for the soundtrack.

People on the internet are…

Chris Brown is up there too 

I’m pretty sure it’s Michael Ironside.

This is a hot and shitty take.  She’s great as the character and would shine on screen.  Back under the bridge, you piece of shit.

Did you read the whole post? He didn’t get punished for the hoverboard thing. The popularity of the video drew more attention to his overall unethical/illegal dental practices.

JK Rowling is a leftist on everything except one issue. You think the right throws away “allies” as freely as you do? You’ll reach a point where youll have no one left to agree with except for your curated groupof friends. You can say I’m making excuses for her shitty opinions, but deep down you know evil shit isn’t…

I didn’t think about it until you mentioned it, but Captain Marvel has a very Xena vibe doesn’t she? I really don’t get the hate. Watching her whoop and laugh as she smashes through ships and whole armies is just pure fun. And that wry smile before she’s about to start some shit? Delightful.

It’s not that it’s news, it’s that someone took the time to actually research it and prove it to be true.

Well, we factually know Joss Whedon is a monster, because his ex-wife told us. And everyone knows ex-partners in the middle of divorce proceedings are trusted and unbiased sources.

That’s not a test of efficiency, it’s a test of accuracy relative to EPA testing regime.

You’re absolutely right. As a matter of fact why hadn’t any of this been addressed by previous administrations?!

Jake the Cat From Outer Space was serene and focused with a can-do attitude and stylish glowy space collar.

And then claiming they feared for their lives and had to shoot to kill? Standard operating procedure. 

Well if only he’d been wearing a mask, the pepper spray wouldn’t have hurt as much.

Would a 2 seater for ~$20,000 base actually appeal to you?

No. That would be the morons that vote for him.

I thought he would forever be Ben Linus to me after Lost, but I’m with you. Harold Finch, always and forever.

To Stephen A. Crockett Jr: clean up, aisle bozo.

Who in the actual FUCK ungreyed you?

I wonder how much a no-deal Brexit factors into this.