Religious laws are stupid and shouldn’t be a part of modern society.

Matt Reeves’ The Batman...will feature a younger Bruce Wayne

Wait till he finds out that the guy fucked his mom too.

My guess is they were froze in amazement. People often freeze up in situations like this, unsure of what to do. 

Title of your sex tape.

>>>”I’m so tired of reading this drivel. Democrats also happened to have a super majority when Obama took office.”

I want Fox & Friends to run a special story about how Obama said he could totally beat the living shit out of Trump in a fist fight. There is no way that doesn’t escalate in an entertaining manner.

wait... so you get 15 years for lying about being shot by a black man.... but paid vacation for shooting one?