Hire Keanu Reeves. He knows motorcycles, and he’ll bring in the millennials and hipsters by the truckload.

They could make it work if it was voluntary - give the criminals the choice: standard life in prison, or go through Savage’s Crime College - and see if modern psychiatry and medicine can alter their behaviour.

We already blame environment and upbringing for most crime, and there are strong correlations between brain…

Not to argue your point, but when did we ever have a society that would question things?
The pace today may be a bit quicker, with more sources to feed from, but the stupidity is the same.

(I get the joke, but)

If the Twelve actually wanted to reduce the population, they’d go after all the idiots who fight tooth and nail against abortion, birth control, sex education, and woman’s rights. Get them out of the way, and the population would drop like a rock.

When the city (and airport) is named after your great-great-great-great-grandmother, you can park wherever you want.

Why is it surprising that Trump, and the GOP, are pro-pollution? Because the industries that are lining their pockets want a free license to dump as much pollution as they want - it increases their profits. So what if a few fish die? They can still get their Chilean sea bass imported. It’s not like these CEOs live…

Maybe we could all just admit the fact the JJ Abrams is not that good a director? Too many of his films are muddled messes, randomly careening from plot point to plot point, trading fan service for substance.

Every decade has its M. Night Shyamalan, whose brilliant early work looks more like good luck than actual…

How long until Trump pardons him?

The books (all books) will still exist, even if she kills someone with an axe. Separate the art from the artist.

I guarantee that people who don’t care about animals also don’t care about people.
It’s not a zero-sum game. Compassion is not finite.

Tell us what you’re interested in, and we’ll tell you why it’s weird. That way, we can all play this game.

“I struggled to suspend my disbelief that Dr. Manhattan’s blue skin alone could turn the most virulent racists completely “colorblind.”

... in the real world, racists (just like everyone else) compartmentalize. The most virulent racist will spend his Sundays screaming with joy anytime one of his sports heroes does…

You’re much kinder than my first choice - A Few Thousand Hatred-Fueled Hags

Elon says thanks for making his truck look better.

I’m 56, and I’m starting to worry I won’t have enough time to do everything I want. If I can get to 99, with a functional brain and the ability to chew my own food, it might just be enough.

Death is, like, forever, man.

He drinks. A lot. And then there’s the bad food, the smoking and he had a severe bout of pneumonia a few years ago.

From a Native American POV, it should be renamed Weshouldhaveletyoufuckersstarve

I send them dick and dyke pics. They never respond.

The 78" bed length is a bit of a cheat, since the front bed wall isn’t vertical. Nice if you’re carrying a single sheet of plywood, not so much of it’s a big box.

Fixed it. Just needed a little color.