Taking notes... I’m in grad school now, but before too long I’ll be starting to see clients and need to upgrade my wardrobe. My previous stuff was fine when I worked in a gas station but NSM for a job where my hands won’t get dirty.

I will gladly share any income it generates. Can you still cut pennies in half with scissors?

Do you not wear socks because they just have too many moving parts to cope with?

Yeah, but, see, Waffle House doesn’t want to set a precedent or else all their servers will try to get themselves killed on duty so they can get a sweet free funeral, too.

If it was me, I’d be sitting there simultaneously trying not to breathe and also continuously mumbling an invisibility charm under my breath.

Our first PC had a 20 MB hard drive and when we upgrade that to 80 MBs we wondered what we could possibly do with all that space.

Our first PC had a 20 MB hard drive and when we upgrade that to 80 MBs we wondered what we could possibly do with…

It might be a generic gift, but my son-in-law has been pining for a decent set of barbecue tools, so that’s one gift I can check off my list.

It might be a generic gift, but my son-in-law has been pining for a decent set of barbecue tools, so that’s one gift…

“Let the Day Begin” by the Call is my go-to.

Someone take the shovel away from this idiot before he hurts himself.

I heard it as “Gen. Wastemoremen” but same idea.

Your idea of the “call is coming from inside the house moment” needs to be a thing. That is the perfect description.

Does anybody know where I can get tweed sheets? That’s the only hope I have of matching most of our herd.

I worked at Borders too, but managed to spend little time in the kids’ section. (I pulled rank, since I had young kids at home.) Still, I’d have paid good money to watch that woman get tossed into the cop car. We had way too many of those types in our store, and we were a freestanding location with just a KMart next…

You left out wealthy. My husband and I are lily-white but we’ll never be able to afford to live in University Park.

Had my last midterm just a few hours ago, in fact.

I’m reading this at this moment because I decided I needed to start taking more and earlier breaks in my work to be more effective. How did you end up in my head?

Thanks for the shout-out to the spouses! It’s nice to get noticed once in awhile.

It worked for me about an hour ago.

It worked for me about an hour ago.

Drugs AND explosives? He likes living dangerously, I see.

So YOU’RE that voice I hear inside my head. Nice to meet you.