No album of his will top Your Funeral… My Trial.

I dunno. I find Moretz has that quality that afflicts Leonardo DiCaprio and Sharon Stone, where you're always aware it's them acting.

"Wiener" is pronounced "Vienna", just so you know.

Did you enjoy it?

I dunno, I sort of empathise with Cross' general peevishness and condescension. He likes to run down the stupid in his standup (which we all like to laugh at) and it's clearly grounded in some real aspect of his personality.

In a hundred years, people will marvel at our current commercial-cultural gestalt as any anthroplogist marvels at the artfulness of outright obscenity caught in primitive sculpture.

It's really only hot mastering that fatigues the ear, it's not something innate to digital audio. If you record vinyl signal directly to CD, it will sound identical.

When exactly did it become fashionable for grownups to listen to music designed to placate a colicky baby?

Crush is considered by most OMD fans to be a nadir. I think if you want an Album-album, then Architecture and Morality is the one.

OMD's "Organisation" and "Architecture and Morality" are very much their peak. And two of the best albums of the '80s.

Eh, a bit of soapy water on bogroll is all you need.

It helps being familiar with the lyrics to pretty much every Morrissey song if you want to poke fun at him.

Because he's orange.

Another Last Boy Scout fan. Fantastic movie.

No! Nononononono!

I love that game. And Micro Machines. I really wish someone would make something similar in this age of huge, high definition TVs, which are perfect for all the detail required.

Thanks for that.

One of the ladies in the For Your Eyes Only credits spins while in a squat. Bless you Betamax pause quality.

I think the complaints about modern beauty standards being unfair to women should be summed up as "models look too Russian".

James Bond credits. Bless all that silhouetted clunge.