you get the show!!

You, however, can fuck off.

Isn’t it weird that the only people who can earn unsportsmanlike conduct penalties are sportsmen?

I think Dez was hurt last year and earlier this year, but I’m not 100% sure. This game however, he burnt Norman for what could’ve been a long touchdown but Prescott didn’t see him. And it looked like Dez was going about his business until Norman tried twisting his ankle. Norman went out of his way to bump Dez after…

I cried a trail of them!

I would say Rodgers is mailing it in, but apparently no one’s received even a birthday card from him in years.

I would have described it as a pleasant baritone!

I was so excited just two years ago.

Don’t even ask about Predators-Senators.

Tobias has been saving his smoked meat since forever. Starting to smell a little fünke.

I think the rule is, fans get until the parade and then it’s open season on those assholes.

This one time, there was a huge possum sitting on my backyard fence, and I side-armed a tennis ball right at it and knocked it off. Pretty sure I had that same goofy grin on my face. That was my World Series.

It’s almost as if an arena is perfectly fine if you yell at the opposing players, but gets upset when you use racial slurs.

Fans can do it too. Just don’t imply the lynching of a black man while you are doing it.

Madvillainy is absolutely a classic. It’s also 12 years old, which seems crazy.

“Tubthumping” by Chumbawamba?

Poor puppy.

I don’t know what you’re talking about. The guy went 0 for 3 with a K.

Dave’s not here, man.