I would love to find a bell that looked like the oi or spur cycle that were actually useful. The oi is too subtle and the spurcycle sounds like the tone of every person’s text alert.

Everyone is in here pretending like not all work out wear looks heinous, but I’m fairly certain every year all 3 companies pick the same god awful design, tweak it slightly, and plaster it all over every item they produce.

“Does he not remember me???” Kevin Garnett’s reaction, probably.

How do they decide this? I’m not trying to pretend everything is hunky-doory, but how was the Cuban missile crisis not the closest we have come to midnight?

You can see the success plastered all over Trump’s face in all the pictures since the inauguration. He looks like he is seconds from screaming “ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT IT WAS ALL A LOOK-AT-ME SCHEME THAT GOT WAY OUT OF HAND” and turning around and jumping through the window of the Oval office. I’m having a hard time…

I agree wholeheartedly, but if there is one thing a party that just ran on a platform of calling the left reactionary social robots can’t do, it is to say their actions are responses to social events or statements, such as getting egged, rather than being guided only by morals.

I keep seeing different self important declarations like these about how someone assuming the person supports Trump was the last straw to push that person over to support him. What they are really saying is they know it’s socially reprehensible to go along with some of the more extreme ideals and are looking for an…

Isn’t it a bit more likely that those flashes of brilliance is his full potential and he just isn’t good enough to stay at that level for a full match? It seems a bit like people are falling all over themselves to give an excuse trying to figure out why he is so spotty, isn’t the most logical reason be that it is…

Soooo, are we ready to start talking about how every game that he has made a comment about being focused on or meaning something to him he has more drops than any of his other games? No? As long as he is clutch in meaningless games we are going to ignore that? OK then, yeah let’s keep talking about the boat.

He’s not Draymond good, and that’s what he would have to be to exist in the NBA without losing all the shit that comes with his talent.

This is building so nicely into the perfect implosion. Asshole player - check. Lenient coach with enough clout to tell everyone to fuck off -check. A decently long period of time the coach will have little to no control of his asshole player- check.

These matter-of-fact hockey fights always make me smile. They start into it with the same sort of “this shit again?” attitude that I have chasing bolt around a floor, but then both almost always end up skating away with a shit eating grin.

Talib just realizes his playing career is almost over and is just going over his options for his next profession.

They kept mentioning sports, I thought this was a dick joke website???

The quick pass system helps to neuter the o-line problems. It’s kind of like the coach is smart enough to build folds into the system to help hide talent issues. The deep balls are all but gone this year from the team that perfected whole short attacks to keep you reeling and then a long bomb to push in the dagger…

Check out production totals, he led the league in touchdowns and total yards. He would have had at very least another 300+ yards if the best hands on his team belonged to someone other than the TE.

Yes, if you consider ONLY Cam’s passing and ignore that as a qb he put up 600+ and 10 touchdowns rushing, on top of having to deal with his receivers having the most dropped passes in the league. In total production he was top in yards and touchdowns. The MVP is the “Most Valuable Player”, not the “Best Stereotypical…

ESPN has a lovely timely puff piece article up that waxes poetic on how ashamed of himself he is and how he is going to show that’s not who he really is. If the timestamps are correct it was posted 2 hours after today’s incident.

So after 15 weeks of calling Cam the biggest crybaby in the league Wilbon realizes he was dead wrong. He’s getting more timely guys!

For the first time in a long time I read something that didn’t make me feel weirdly old. Ric Flair is that old uncle at the family reunion who spent his share of grandma’s inheritance trying to be hip and just ended up with a tan, a lot of bad clothes, and a fine and community service for getting naked on a…