Incognito: Siri, send a message to Jonathan Martin saying I have Snickers leftover from Halloween.

Siri: I sent a text message to Jonathan Martin

Martin: :(

On September 5th, an article on Red Sox fan-site overthemonster.com focused on the change in Jon Lester's cutter over the 2nd half of the season (his "resurgence"): "The pitch has an average of almost ½ an inch less "rise" and almost ¾ of an inch more movement away from lefties." Sounds like the kind of change in…

Hear that? That's the thunder of scared white people stampeding over themselves to trash "political correctness" because they feel threatened by the fact that they're losing more and more avenues by which to marginalize minorities.

I hope Selig gets absolutely hammered in this lawsuit. His stain on baseball is greater than anything AROD could have ever done, and he cemented it with the way he botched, bungled and illegally handled this investigation all to try and frame himself as a savior, instead of the slug that he actually is.

Hiring a wedding photographer to come along with you while you propose is the male equivalent of a single woman who shops for engagement rings. I agree with the old lady, and I too raise my middle finger in disgust.

Actually i agree with the old lady.There has to be a better place in Colorado than a Rockies game to propose to your future ex- wife

Everything is less inspiring when its from a short chubby jewish kid. Tape a picture of Ray Lewis over that kid and you have a great speech.

Wait, people in Boston acting like a bunch of dicks? Whoa! Stop the presses here - this IS news!

Hey Deadspin. Do you remember the article you ran about how Ryan Braun doesn't owe the sample collector an apology after all those media sites claimed he owed the collector an apology (albeit for the wrong reason). I think maybe you should lead the charge saying he owes the sample collector an apology.