What? Someone Beat Mcqueen to #1?! Who the heck....

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I was also amused, so I decided a tribute was in order ^

Disregarding all mature notions, blocks under Lincoln logs? Someone has it twisted.

262 587 777 was a bad choice for lottery.

Palin's story is really just a story about a lovely lady who was bringing up five very lovely kids. Some of them had hair of gold, unlike their mother, the youngest one had curls. That reminds me of a man named Tom Brady. Who was busy with playing football on his own, there were eleven men, playing all together, Yet…

Dear Improv Everywhere,

Firecracker racetracker is hacker hijacker, wisecracker attacker.

Grab some forks Jalopnik, dinner's ready

I'm sure this is from a trailer, but for some reason it really amuses me

The Batista's company put out a statement that Periera was crossing the road when he got hit.

Mister Twister Drifter Hipster is Sinister Blister Enlister

Haha, way to go Hardibro

I might not turn this one away

See, here's her Jeep.

Jeep Grand Cherokee. It's what my hot wife drives