Do I separate from my body like in Superman 2 in order to do that?

are you saying Black Panther is afraid of water?

because it’s tough to like both bad shit and good shit at the same time

People using “epic” is pretty much a red flag at this point

so?

What a disappointment that you didn’t give us your proposed Avengers 4 title in the headline

the last person I need to hear from is the resident racist on Kinja. Get outta here

Sorry bout your day

Meh. Not really. You’re just a selfish human. Sorry bout your day.

Nah. I’m fine. My theaters are usually fine. People respect each other.

it’s almost like different people prefer different things. Maybe you should just find the place that fits what you want and go there instead of demanding every place adjust to fit your wants.

I’d love to watch it... but I’m not paying for another service to watch it.

We also get stand-up sets from Ali Wong, John Mulaney, Tig Notaro, and Hari Kondabolu.

nah. I just respect all the other people that paid money to watch something, not listen to me sound like a jackoff during a movie. Idiot.

and no one in your theater is going to be able to sit quietly through this one

“epic”

and no one in your theater is going to be able to sit quietly through this one

gave up on it last night midway thru the show. Just really bad writing and stories for a while now.

yeah, I have zero interest in Avatar sequels

at what point do you start calling out Schumer for the hypocrite that she is? Coupled with the fact that she can’t come up with a joke that someone else didn’t write first, and I’m kind of confused as to how she’s still getting gigs at this point.