this directly contradicts the current climate of “seek out things that will agitate me more”

you have serious issues

you’re a fucking idiot

It’s bad grammar to begin a sentence with the word “and.”

I have no questions, but I do have a suggestion for you. You should Google “apostrophes” at some point today.

Can we stop starting every passive aggressive statement/question with “can we?”

any plans for former Gawker staff to walk out since Deadspin refuses to report on the allegations of Greg Howard sexually assaulting a Gawker co-worker? Or nah?

teachers unions are a pretty massive reason why our schools are fucked up. You know this right? But hey, I’m glad you got yours.

because without that little line I think we all know what the next 10 responses to that comment would’ve been on this family of sites. Don’t be selectively naive.

is there an app that just tells me where the best things of what I want are? That’s what I want. Don’t really care who makes it.

Hot Tip: If you’re walking through a town where your watch cost more than the average house, perhaps bring a security guard or two.

“yes, always act irresponsible first and if you’re wrong they can try to sue you later.”

Just go get a frosty... it’s 100 times better

This is rich coming from the family of sites that pops roughly 8,232 “Kinja Deals” on their pages per day... or hell, the family of sites that uses Kinja period.

I don’t call myself a pro basketball player because I play some pickup games, so quit calling yourselves “chef.” You’re both home cooks who used your kid to become more famous.

But then it gets weird?

you’re not on a web site that’s interested in conversation

isn’t that your circle?

why do you hope any of it is true?

bingo