If they’re going to keep remaking, rebooting, and re-imagining a Bill Murray movie, can it at least be Meatballs? If only for the opportunity to explore the depths and nuances of the character of Spaz, which the original simply did not have the time for.

But what about “if ifs and buts were candy and nuts”?

We're in the endgame now. ☹️

Or at least someone named Maurice.

In fairness, Sesame Street wasn't even old-timey. 

His stans (full disclosure: I am one) are one thing, but Tarantino himself loved Forrest Gump. I am sure he thinks Pulp Fiction should have won, but that doesn’t equal Forrest Gump hate for him.

Drink Ovaltine.

Yeah, they lost that to those jabronis at Cutler Gleason Cha-oogah.

I’ll see your “The day my kid went punk”, and raise you a Quincy punk rock episode.

How the fuck are you going to write about the movies of the summer of 1982 and not mention Rocky III? 

I don’t think process servers get paid more to come up with ingenious or hard working ways to serve people.

I don’t know. I’ve read some good things:

I bet Jeff Garlin thought the show was done. News of a 10th season must really make his vagina hurt just that much more.

Oh please, TheVan Buren Boys didn't even get invited to that big meeting in the Bronx. They were left out, just like The Orphans and The Sweathogs. 

At this point, this new one likely takes place in the late 60's. I for one look forward to old man Indy complaining about hippies. 

What are you talking about? Of course there was a 4th. And it was the best one.

And in real life, William Hootkins has a connection to the Kennedy assassination. As a teenager he studied Russian. His teacher was Ruth Paine, who was the woman Oswald’s wife and kids were living with at the time of the assassination. The lessons occurred before the assassintion, and Hootkins was interviewed by…

But he had "No Ticket!".

I am glad one of them is significantly taller than the other, because otherwise they look so distractingly alike. In an unfortunately bland way as well. 

I’d like to think his use of “tallywhacker” was a deep-cut Porky's reference. Then again, I'm pretty sure he's too young to reference Porky's, as are most people that aren't me.