Or would they? 

He played Oswald twice. Prior to Qua tum Leap he portrayed Oswald in “Ruby”. For those who don’t remember (and that is mostly everyone) “Ruby” was the movie where Danny Aiello played Jack Ruby.

I’m pretty sure I’m alive. But don’t qoute me on that.

Where does Caffeine-Free Diet Scorsese rank?

Michael Showalter being the director clearly means this film is aimed at “The State” completists, such as myself. I’m dying to see who Michael Ian Black, Kerri Kenney, and especially, that good looking paisan, Ken Marino, are playing.

I too am fond of that particular series of movies.

I’d join in on dunking on Ted Cruz (it’s so much fun), but I’ll hang back this time because I’ve used that exact same joke myself. Hell I was going to use it yesterday, to mock Rose McGowan endorsing Larry Elder, but frankly I didn’t want to give her even that much recognition. Though I now realize I just did.

Hopefully this will lead to a re-examination and deconstruction of Drabble. 

“There is nothing more repugnant”

The one from The Simpsons. Which makes me glad I voted for Kodos.

20 years on, that video really does serve as a perfect bookend to the 90's, with Smells Like Teen Spirit serving the same purpose at the front end of the decade. 

It is inevitable.

Dottie did not drop the ball on purpose.

I don’t think it’s weird. And in any case, it’s far from the biggest suspension of disbelief the audience is being tasked with, casting-wise. That would be Sarah Paulson as Linda Tripp, I don’t care what makeup they use on her. Though funny enough, it is age appropriate casting. Paulson is 46, whereas Tripp was 48…

Though both paled in comparison to Shanghai Surprise: The Snyder Cut

It was Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.

that?

Surprisingly, the "Thank God it's Friday" money just keeps rolling in. 

This William Hughes guy really went the long way to say “OK, Boomer.”, didn’t he?

It's shameful. It's a shameful, shameful day.