“This is about the most idiotic thing I’ve seen written”

Locking Matt Gaetz up AND trolling him on Twitter are not mutually exclusive. We can certainly do both, and right now, trolling him on Twitter is what’s available. And it is such fun and clearly easy to do. Of course locking him up will be infinitely more satisfying, but we will have to wait for it.

Well, much like ditch diggers, the world needs snobs to be taken down a peg by slobs too.

He really was great as Hodiak on Aquarius. I enjoyed the show, though it could be very hit or miss. But there is no denying Duchovny’s great performance, which breathed some life into a normally stale character type. And if nothing else, he got to do what even his Kalifornia co-star, Brad Pitt, couldn’t do in Once…

Of course I did. The monkey’s paw came with a free frogurt. I’m not made of stone.

To say nothing of

Alexis on Schitt’s Creek had perhaps the greatest character arc in TV history

And go figure, the Eddie Murphy bit that has aged the best is where he talks about doing standup at 15 and wanting to be Richard Pryor so bad, but all he could joke about was taking a shit, because that was all he had done at that point. And really, commenting about how mad you get when you take a shit, and water splas…

And in other breaking news, water is wet.

In the vast scheme of things, Real Genius is much less problematic than other college comedies of that era. But there are still some things that don’t fare too well when seen with present day eyes. Patti D’arbinville’s character immediately comes to mind. She is basically a sexual predator, her mission in the movie…

For what it’s worth, I did watch Real Genius recently, and frankly appreciated it even more now. It was a treat to remember that Val Kilmer was once young, handsome, and funny as hell. The pranks pulled by the geniuses are silly but fun. Michelle Meyrink (who should have been a star) is absolutely adorable. And best…

All that has aged badly (hell, it was all questionable then), but there are still really funny moments. Like when Gilbert makes his speech, talking about everyone who had ever been called a nerd, or any other similar name. And when he says “spaz” (I think), the camera cuts to an alum in the stands (who would have been…

It was canceled, just not for the reason Allen liked to claim. He was going off about conservative voices being silenced, when in truth ABC pulled the plug for the most mundane economic reasons. While moderately successful, and not really losing money, the show just wasn’t worth it to ABC to continue airing. Basically…

Bonnie Hunt was only 31? 

I'm pretty he'll be remembered as Judge Judge Reinhold, who presided over Dante's case in Clerks: The Animated Series.

I know I’m not pretending Buffy wasn’t fucking phenomenal.

Yeah, Coulier's only Canadian connection is that one went down on him. In a thea-tuh, I believe.

Bachelor Party also represents the peak of Zmed-mania.

It seems to me that not being able to remember the name of a barely famous, talentless sack of crap means you're living a good life.

He died of a particularly aggressive form of brain cancer. So yes, painful.