All I remember about Hoobastank was being at a Social Distortion show, and some little dipshit near me going crazy, letting everyone know how much he loved Hoobastank (who btw were not part of that show). This was during Hoobastank's "peak". And yes, that mental image that popped up in your head about what this guy…

Even these Daves?

Complicated.

Also she once met John Wayne Gacey, she isn’t that dull.

The Hillside Strangler was active at the tail end of Clover’s run. But since we’re talking California in the 70's, we’re spoiled for choice when it comes to trying to tie Huey Lewis in with some serial killers crimes.

The only Sutcliffe worth a damn was Stuart.

But while Finn Wolfhard’s confused face and Paul Rudd, Nostalgic Ghostbuster Nerd weren’t necessarily enough to spark the public’s imagination for a “real” Ghostbusters movie, i.e. one that drowned itself in the nostalgia of old Ghostbusters movies, instead of just letting four immensely funny comedians bust the shit…

No, I’m pretty sure Star Trek V is the best Star Trek movie, if only for posing the existential question that has vexed mankind since the dawn of time: “What does God need with a starship?"

Given Godzilla’s origins, I believe an atomic drop would be more apropos.

Great news for people who like to watch a lizard punch an ape today, as Deadline reports that Warner Bros.’ upcoming movie where that thing we just said happens, Godzilla Vs. Kong, has been moved up two months on the studio’s schedule.

There should have been more of that, and less realllyyyyyyyy bad human acting.........Also, more Bryan Cranston would’ve helped.

Certainly a lot of blame to be tossed arund, but for liability purposes, it was the Atlantic Ocean that killed Jack.

10/15/99: 29 year old me sees Fight Club opening day and thinks it is the best fucking movie ever. 

Yes, it would. But the lack of Don Swayze is the real disappointment. 

That, and he will almost certainly squeeze in that "one egg is un oeuf" joke. He won't rest until that gets the laughs he thinks it deserves.

Oh yeah, well I read the article, and I still don’t know who he is.

Yeah, Mel Brooks, Richard Pryor and some douchebag who used to be in Harvey Danger. Totally on the same comedic level.

Opinions will vary of course, but I really think you’re selling Alec and Billy Baldwin short. In their prime, which they were still in in 1995, Billy and Alec were seriously handsome dudes. Cher Horowitz using them as her standard of male beauty totally tracks. Now you can definitely quibble if she was including…

I’m more impressed with the swath Adam Duritz cut through the 90's generation of female stars. Stephan Jenkins is a tool, but he is a fairly good looking guy. Adam Duritz, on the other hand, looks like something I flushed down the toilet this morning. And he was with Jennifer Aniston, among others.

I for one endorse moving up the premiere date, if only to stop all the fanboy theorizing about who is going to show up in season 3, or worse, who of the younger generation is related to characters from the original movies. I get how that could be fun, but when people are theorizing that Stingray is Sato’s illegitmate…