Who here is thinking of telling Ellen Barkin to go fuck herself right this very moment?

So we can have an excuse to pour syrup on our chicken, naturally.

the most random choices of who to fawn over or bitch about.

Contrary to how they chose to portray themselves on television and elsewhere, biological sisters Lynette Hardaway (Diamond) and Rochelle Richardson (Silk) aren’t stupid.

I know, right?

Yes, because the MCU exists only to service your needs.

To say nothing of a total lack of a dark, gritty, reboot of Vision Quest.

If there is a bright side, this does pave the way for a film adaptation of a far more worthy musical.

And Smith didn’t even really want Jason Lee back, but he just showed up, so Smith said fuck it!

So Affleck lost Jennifer Garner but gained Kevin Smith?

I want to carpet bomb the earth with Matchbox 20, Sugar Ray, Kevin Smith, and Zach Braff, if only because I had to watch garbage like the Partridge Family, Grease, and the Big Chill

No one was under the impression it would be.

My natural instinct would be to shit all over this “best movie ever” take, but I actually liked Josie and the Pussycats. Besides, it is hardly the worst “best movie ever” spiel I have heard.

I read all this, and it seems as if Peck’s criticism’s of Mayor Pete could have been summarized with a JFK reference:

What they were selling was something that the new generation could eventually be nostalgic about. And why bother coming up with something new when you could just repackage something that did the trick the first time. 

Since Saved from the Titanic is lost to history, people will have to make do with the portrayal of Dorothy Gibson in the 2012 mini-series Titanic, a British production which aired on ABC in the US.

This guy begs to differ:

Billie Jean King.

Yet the cast of The Big Bang Theory is nowhere to be found. Will nerd persecution never cease? Lewis Skolnick didn’t die only to see these injustices continue.