He's not wrong. You might not believe it, but that's the whole thing behind that album.

Supes is, like, top of the A-game of super-heroin', man. He is motherfuckin' Big Pimpin'. That motherfucker can fly so fast, he's got a bitch in every city, and visits them all twice nightly.

I spent several years working for a company that did tour promotions and road-crew services for a bunch of venues, so I have met some fairly famous musicians (including, but not limited to, Robert Smith, Debbie Harris, all of the then-current GWAR lineup, KMFDM, and Covenant). And at first it was kind of awkward, as…

Are you, perhaps, stupid?

Yours too? Ah wait, no… I also know a couple words from Die Antwoord songs.

I wouldn't say it was awful, but it definitely was not as good as the first, and the whole "don't kill anyone" bullshit was exactly that, bullshit.

I have no idea why they made that show. It was a terrible comic book, too.

Mark me down as another one who's in favor of content like this. Was a great, fun read.

Militant Cyborg Barbies is slated for release this summer on SyFy.

Sounds like the idea really rustled your jimmies.

No judgement here, just passing on what I've heard. Also suggesting that there might be lots more gay truckers than one might expect. Maybe like a whole gay bikers on acid thing.

/clears throat

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Those black pepper kettle chips go damn good with either stouts or, surprisingly, Mexican beers.

Is this the source of the phrase "rustled jimmies"? As I'm sure such practices lead to more than one case of rustled jimmies in the theater.

I am told that the "good buddy" line in trucker-speak is a reference to a gay lover.

This begs the question as to whether or not you were also having children, or were you just an outside observer to the whole chain of events, in which case… uh, sorry.

Very Tasty like Red Snappah?

Ugh, it's "Fritos", like, "Fritos Banditos". Gawd…

You know that you can get that "secret decoder wheel" thing that all romance novel plots come from, right? I mean, those books are basically ad-libbed from the get-go.