^ Yep. This. Right here. What this guy said, like, a thousand times more.

If those motherfuckers think they got what it takes, they can step to the Juggernaut. Juggz will not be held responsible for what happens to fools who fail to check themselves.

It might be shitty, that does not give you remit to be an asshole to those around you. You're dying, congratulations, you're doing something that exactly 100% of the rest of the population is going to do. Have some fuckin' dignity about it.

Middle-aged is hardly "an older woman". What? This woman some sort of delicate flower that can't be told to shut the fuck up? That's rather sexist.

Get raped by bears, rick.

They weren't, unfortunately, killed and eaten by the natives, so, no, I dont think the Pilgrims had it any worse than Rick & Co.

Is it, though? I mean, really, is death so shitty? It may not be. It might be the greatest fucking thing to ever happen to you, because, on the other side, it might be fucking booze and pussy with hot alien chicks from here til eternity. We have no fuckin' way of knowing.

I don't know, but on the other hand, I don't care. If he would have? It really doesn't make it worse, or better. Though I would say the same thing to a dude as I would a dudette. Having cancer does not permit assholiness.

How fucking clearer can that be? I don't live in every fucking country on the planet, and I don't really pay attention to foreign press about American movie stars in movies that people in foreign countries like. However, since F&F is a popular movie internationally, I'm supposing that his death is being reported in…

Did you "find" that $50 in that dude's wallet after you knocked him the fuck out?

It absolutely does not. That you, a complete stranger, are dying of cancer makes not one fucking bit of difference to me if you, in your assholiness, are causing problems for a bunch of other people, or even just me specifically.

There were a lot of reasons I took issue with the supposed "explanation", but, in the end, it doesn't matter. If you're dying of cancer, it doesn't give you a free pass to be an asshole.

That latter note is a lie. All of the greatest works of historical entertainment, through which humanity's observations of itself were channeled, made all involved (at least, those who could read it) feel like assholes. With or without Pace picante sauce.

Hmm, I dunno. I mean, the F&F series is *crazy* popular in international markets, but I'm not sure if that includes Third World nations. But, given the popularity of these movies in Asia and the Near East, I'm sure his death is getting some print in certain countries.

I see what you did there.

Sure… if you consider "the world" only First and Second-world nations who have a web-presence of their major newspapers. I am not even sure if the deaths of non-famous people are reported in the papers of most nations, provided the deceased did not die of some unusual manner or cause.

Actually… no. Internet age or no, the *vast* majority of deaths are not so widely reported. Or reported at all.

Speaking of Logan, she and her producer have been put on a "leave of absence until further notice". I dunno if that is a new euphemism for "we fired their asses" or what, but I saw it come across some news report thing the other day.

At sixty-plus miles an hour?

No, dubium, you dumb shit. It is not a doublestandard.