Didn't that essentially happen though?

Hush your mouth.

Can you imagine all the passive aggressive jabs Pepper must make at Pibb with that "Doctor" shit?

Pretty unfortunate.

He hung that up a long time ago.

You'd think his Amish bros would toss him a bagel or whatever it is that they eat. Butter?

And it wasn't just a fart.

Considering how inconsequential the dock worker thing actually was. Absolutely. I wanted to really like that movie because on paper.

It was a really poor casting choice.

I believe you but I still have to boo you. Actually, that's really cool and I bet your parents are amazing people. Still. Boooooo.

War of the Worlds? Where he was possibly the worst Boston Irish average Joe ever cast? You had a perfectly decent Wahlberg lying around and you went with Tom Cruise?

I think of that bearded guy who dresses like Alan Grant who is also a paleontologist and not an archeologist. I don't think I really believe archeologists exist outside of painfully cliche screenplays.

It was also the idea of seeing comics really come to life. This could be cool but no one ever really wanted or asked for it.

You think they'd just be happy with Furious and Jurassic movies. "Maybe combine those into a cinematic universe," says evil movie executive while eating baby.

Ram it up your shooter with a fabricated tube sock. Let them eat cake.

Motor scooter.

Should have scrolled down. That's my favorite.

How'd you get that scar? Eating pineapple?

They really are.

I live in Arkansas where this will be reserved for our upper crust. Fuck. This. Shit.