It could have just stayed on holiday considering the alternative.

So, is the AV Club still on holiday?

*swigs bourbon*

Hopefully two random shock jocks out of Cleveland host it complete with fart noises and Family Guy soundbites.

Ahh man! I'm from Arkansas, and I hate that stereotype. However, I'll take their money.

That could actually be awesome.

He likes losers after all.

We can say fuck here.

Right? She's just a stockpile of ammunition for alt-right, MRA assholes.

Oh…for fuck's sake!

Does his daughter keep getting kidnapped in the sequels?

Not really a plot as much as a cow.

So in other words, it's a stupid movie?

That's what Collateral Beauty means, nothing.

Was that your name BrentIsAngry when you wrote that? If so, that's pretty good. Hope you got a banana or a donut, my friend.

Depends on the producer.

Come on though! This looks pretty average/below average. How pissed off can you really be? It's basically like having the plot for Twister spoiled for you.

What is Collateral Beauty about? Besides, looking like a phone commercial?

Hopefully, they're space pirates. If not, I might have just accidentally wrote a new blockbuster. Yes, it is that easy. It's all the blowjobs that's the hard work.

That's terrifying. Also, can I just say that it was the horror movies that were turning teens into psychos?