If you want to hear Future in a nutshell, listen to Jumpman.

That’s a lot of words to fail to point out that none of this dude’s rhymes are particularly good and show little depth and little wit. Probably because he’s churning out so many tracks, he doesn’t have time/energy to put any actual thought and work into any of them.

Give Gennady Golovkin some good opponents. We all know Flloyd will never, ever fight him, but he needs somebody.

The future of the UFC is a sweaty penis?

I did, because I was extremely bored and needed to pass the time before my bestie got to town late on Friday night. I still can’t believe I fought the urge to turn it off multiple times. It was awful. Just watch the clips of Miley singing Silent Night that are going around on the ‘net.

But that’s lost Revenue for DraftKings, so we can’t have that.

Solved by making coaches’ challenges apply to both calls and penalties, but still limiting them to one per half.

That’s my plan of action for anyone involved in gaming “journalism” or “esports”

This ain’t the Embryo D.B.! This is the Old Muthafuckin’ D.B.!