I just pray that people actually buy this or else we’ll never see another rotary-powered car again.

Everyone: Wow, the design language of -insert brand here- is so -insert boring, stale, your favorite insult-, they need to make it more exciting and different.

You must be terrible at your job

My go to curse is: May every step you take feel like you’re walking on Legos.

Hail M2, full of Pace

You missed one:

As a previous owner of a pre-“Clean” Diesel TDI, I would say I would prefer a diesel, but I figured I’d exclude it (just this once).

Can I get my 2-door Schissekiste wagon in brown and with a manual? I’m sold.

Just as long as ii doesn’t cheat the crash testing we’ll all be fine.

My brain is trained to look for a grille so this car looks like it’s been kidnapped and is being held hostage with duct tape over its mouth.

Audi has also been stripped of its diesel Le Mans victories due to cheating on emissions regulations. Lance Armstrong could not be reached for comments.

He should be fine. The driver was only going 17.38 mph.

Alright gather ‘round it’s time to start a conspiracy theory.

I think you accidentally uploaded pictures of the current gen Passat and not the new one.

I will drive to NYC, pick you up in an RCF and bring you out here to Jersey to buy it.

“Coming to Ricers near you come 2020.”