He's gonna have to bang her next season. She'll be 18.

Is Tuan supposed to be 16? Or is Tuan a 24-year-old spy pretending to be 16 for his mission?

Paige isn't "coming home with strange bruises." She's getting the bruises AT HOME from her mother teaching her self-defense techniques.

Wouldn't she be a Chicago Grandma by now?

no. Fuck that British bullshit.

NEW SEASON
F is for Family (Netflix). Bill Burr stars in Bill Burr's animated series loosely inspired by Bill Burr's childhoood. This second season has ten episodes all premiering Tuesday.

All of the Decker stuff is up for free on the AdultSwim website. The last season Unclassified expires in about a week, though.

Tony Hawk is the celebrity guest. The guest comedian is Heather Ann Campbell.

Leah Remini: Scientology and the Aftermath (A&E). "Merchants of Fear". Remini and Mike Rinder discuss the $cientos' history with critics; guests discuss investigating the church.

Angie Tribeca (TBS). "If You See Something, Solve Something". A naked woman crawls out of a child's backpack. Geils and Tanner track a murderer who has escaped from prison.

OBJECTION - Samantha Bee is NOT "bitingly funny."

Mike Tyson Mysteries (Adult Swim). "Love Letters". The team attends yard sales.

SEASON FINALE
Neon Joe, Werewolf Hunter (Adult Swim). "Goodbye French Fry". Neon Joe and Vance battle Daggart and The Cube to determine the fate of the universe.

Ancient Aliens (History). "Pharaoh's Curse". The "curse" protecting King Tut and other dead pharaohs is actually alien technology protecting alien secrets.

SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS
Justice League Action (Cartoon Network). "Freezer Burn". Guess.

Get the fX app and use your parents' cable password to log on.

It was…

Neon Joe, Werewolf Hunter (Adult Swim). "Walk Away, Friend. Walk Away". Neon Joe must team up with his archenemy Vance Dontay to save the Earth.

Barbara was in the bizarro-Gotham-universe short promoting Ford during the first ad break.

$1500 a month could go pretty far in 1984. Good deal for a part-time job.