I wonder if they would have accepted "vanguard"?…

SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS
Justice League Action (Cartoon Network). When Superman takes the teenage Leaguers on a field trip to the Fortress of Solitude, General Zod attacks!

Get Me Roger Stone (Netflix). New documentary on the legendary political operative.

Ancient Aliens (History). "The Mystery of Rudloe Manor". Examining the UK military's secret base dedicated to the study of extraterrestrial craft.

The Goldbergs (ABC). "Jedi Master Adam Skywalker". Barry and Erica accidentally sabotage Adam's work on the school yearbook.

No one cares.

What makes you think she died?

No one cares.

Pawn Stars (History). Flavor Flav tries to sell the guys an OJ Simpson statue for six figures.

FCC is obligated by law / regulation to "investigate" when they get obscenity complaints for broadcast radio or television. Usually nothing comes of it.

Hysterics first; facts later.

Try google, dipshit.

Angie Tribeca (TBS). "This Sounds Unbelievable, but CSI: Miami Did It". When a body falls from the sky, the detectives go to outer space to investigate a lead. May or may not guest star Natalie Portman.

SEASON FINALE
Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (Adult Swim). "The Dammed". The soul-intake valve gets clogged up.

Into the Badlands (AMC). "Sting of the Scorpion's Tale."

Why would your creepy weasel avatar give you a pass on being a dipshit? They're not mutually exclusive. That's a dipshit way of thinking.

The Treaty of Ghent's return to status quo didn't apply to disputed territories; which would have included West Florida and the Isle of Orleans.

SEASON FINALE
The Mick (Fox). "The Intruder". An intruder breaks into the mansion.

Hey dipshit — I watch two of those shows. Your cyberstalker game is weak.

Nealon is on Conan tonight!