When I picture the potential buyer of this car, I picture an exquisitely grumpy old man named Harold. He doesn’t want any of that “fancy stuff”. He doesn’t need navigation (“We took the beaches at Normandy without a goddamn GPS, you can bet your ass I can make it to Safeway without one”). He doesn’t need power…

This is one of the many reasons I will never drive anything that doesn’t have more power than 90% of the people on the road. When they think they are not going to let you over well they have no say in the matter!

Step one: buy a commuter car

Hey. Hey hey hey.

3 mustangs and 2000 bystanders? May the odds be ever in your favor!

7 AM is rude. But I am absolutely out there at 7:30 on a weekday (say, Friday-then-go-to-work-late). On a weekend? I stare down my watch until 8:00:00.00001 and then pull the cord.

next time ask him if it covers you when you leave Cars and Coffee.

Shit, I get upset when I have to scroll to the bottom of a drop down menu to get the the US.

All we seem to want in this country is SUVs and pickups. Diesels, hatchbacks, station wagons, etc. are, unfortunately not very popular. Maybe they are just too practical for a country where form is more important than function. Minivans are apparently not as popular as they would be in a semi-rational world, because…

Neutral: What’s another option instead of a buyback?

Notable predictions from Stephen A. Smith’s ancestors:

Maybe we should have Ben back here more often... what do you guys think about that?

He’s going to need overnight parts from home depot.

Thanks! I was hoping someone would notice!

I just gotta say, you’re doing humanity a favor. People who just post a link and no pic should be put into the greys.

The one the dealer puts on when you buy your new car/truck.

I’m really not sure what to think with this particular situation... on one hand I think society has gone overboard with insulating children from every single conceivable danger, while on the other hand it seems kind of lazy and irresponsible to leave the baby behind.

Courts: You’ve done wrong, VW, and people are pissed.

Were they serving Kool-Aid while folks were in line?