Jason,

Black and red. It looks like a god damn Batmobile. Someone get the Batman vs. Superman crew and tell them their Batmobile look like shit and that they should just use this!

Call VW customer care and complain. That is basic PDI procedures. UNACCEPTABLE

So, the headline should really be:

The perpetrator...

i drove a lamborghini gallardo spyder to my 10 year high school reunion. It was a gag, of course, but I thought it would be hilarious as the most stereotypical possible douche move. Rolled up, got a parking spot right up front by some miracle, and there were exactly 0 people outside to see it. None. Then, of course,…

...can’t find any evidence to support this yet, and I know the news talked to the owner, but my hypothesis is still “100% staged.”

It’s closer to a blatant ripoff than you might imagine.

Kicked everyone’s ass? The CT6 is the same size as a short wheelbase 7 series and weighs nearly 600 lbs less just by using steel and aluminum.... yet even with carbon fiber BMW can only knock out 286 lbs? This isn’t even close to kicking ass.

Father!

Because Star Wars, I made Imperial Vipers for everyone.

Perhaps they are not the brightest folks in the world?

So.... A person drives a new (ish?) car onto the beach to watch the sunset, and gets too close to the ocean and lets the tide come in around the car. OK, I can see this happening, maybe. But to then not just open the windows and crawl out of the car? What!? Why!?

Surprised the cop didn’t shoot the family in the back and plant evidence.

I was just as surprised that there was such a mint ‘77 Suburban in Germany at all than I was to see it on the ‘Ring.

What I tried to do was recreate Ferrari’s Blu Swaters paint, which I find particularly fitting to the flowing lines of the Viper ;)

So mean

I made up a sweet pink one for the heck of it, but it keeps crashing my internet, so this is all you get for now. That sexy deep purple, on black wheels, with a little brown inside to break things up.

I’m not a very creative individual.

“To be completely honest I think it’s a waste of time and resources to do anything to most old cars,”