I know this isn’t production ready...but this example here wouldn’t meet the exacting standards of a Cabo Mexico fiberglass boat hull repairman.

When my dumbass mechanic broke off a water pump bolt in the block of my Fiat.

Went to a Midas yesterday to get some tires mounted up for my wife's 135i. They were the only place in town with a "walk-in" policy. The three guys standing around smoking in the mechanic bay all claimed that it would be very difficult for them to unmount the 40-series tires currently on the wheels and mount new ones.…

Seriously? Literally EVERY car I’ve ever been in has an interior release in addition to the exterior hatch/trunk release. Are you telling me you’ve never seen a button like this somewhere on your dashboard? Ever? Usually to the lower left of the steering wheel?

This is the right kind of car guy.

That top video must be the most Finnish video ever made.

The trucker hats were actually a fallback plan. Each member of the wedding party was originally supposed to get a flag with his or her name on it. Someone was supposed to pick them up from a store near the reception hall, but after a bit of a mix-up the flags were picked up in Dallas by mistake.

I didn’t realize the Lyons was a GT90?

Nah, just cause Tav has never spent a cent means that every used S Class will be this reliable.

to be fair, I love the Pac-Man-like indicator/reverse lights.

Pew, pew, pew

I really like this similar detail on the Evoque... How the detail appears to duck behind the wheel arch bulge.

I’ll throw another idea your way... WORST side marker lights. My vote is for the US Spec Porsche 914. Looks like they just said, “screw you, America.”

Even Pagani Weren’t above it.

Nope, Not McLaren, they would never just slap something on there

Oh you clever little bitch

This - I’ve known about it for over a year and still can’t get past it.

Joke's on her when it breaks down.

Well, if I had my druthers, I would rather have a 1970 Chevelle Malibu SS454 than this one.