Actually, BioWare's likely to be the reason I do buy this new. Why? Because regardless of story quality, it will HAVE a story, unlike the original game which I never finished because I got so fucking bored of shooting Arabs for no reason.

Mew told Mewtwo that he was a damn dirty mutant who should be put six feet under for genetic purity reasons. I'm not even joking. I just want to know how the rest of the film works AFTER that!

*even slower facepalm* ... wait... a revelation has occured... *slow applause, slowly growing louder* You, sir, are a fantastic troll, because my faith in humanity is high enough today to refuse to believe someone can completely miss the point so magnificently and say so much so arrogantly over ten words spread over…

Did I mention CNN? Or any other media? Did anyone but you? No. Shut up, stop assuming things and stop being a buzzkill. The joke was about Fox's infamous track record for being utter bollocks and making up a ton of ignorant bullshit in virtually any story they get their hands on, especially about gaming. No-one said…

*sighs and facepalms slowly* Continue, MisterGlowEsq. Some of us here just happened to have any possible sense of humour and knowledge of past Fox stupidity surgically removed through their nose when we were a child...

Out of curiousity, have you been watching the original series of Star Trek lately? Specifically Wolf in the Fold?

"The amount of life was too great to justify anything but death."

Really? Because all the reviews I read commented solely on the ending and other things which were due to cut content in a rush to fit the immoveable deadline and Obsidian were not allowed to fill in the rest of the game with a patch after launch. Every other part of the story was utterly amazing and one of the best…

How many people does it take before it becomes wrong, before it becomes "blind idiocy"? Name an EXACT number and WHY it is that number and then maybe I'll consider what you just said to have any purpose behind it.

Not sure if trolling or you're just that fucking bannable...

I LAUGH at all of you fools who think that "insane" does not mean they can plan things. To quote the latest one "he was cognizant enough to find, select, purchase, load, aim, shoot, and kill with a gun. Not to mention set up a pretty sophisticated turn of events." Yeah, because being insane totally means you can't…

I think the issue is that it was called an "exploit", showing the writer's ignorance of the console.

Age has nothing to do with it. Maturity and waiting until you're sure they're right for you is what's important.

It's from Destiny's Way according to a Google search.

No, the last round of testing is the 25th of November, which literally everyone gets a chance to try out.

10th prestige lobby? 1600 MSP.

If you hate Minecraft so much, then why exactly do you come to news about it?

"TFU is a great example of this line they are trying to straddle now."

Maybe, but there's been far stranger things that get away thanks to the First Amendment. It's a curse and a blessing. Blessing because it lets anyone state their views without repercussions. Curse because total morons use that more than the sane people.

Can't. Under the First Amendment (I think that's the one. I'm English here and, while I somehow have a better understanding of American law than most Americans themselves do, it's still not exactly my forté), it'd be protected as a parody. Sadly.