And no one will believe that his penis is that big either.

They had an alternator “tester” which my dad nicknamed, “The Howler”. If brought them a brand new alternator right from a dealer, they’d tell you it was bad and that you needed a new one. Then came the regular or lifetime question.

It can’t be. I’ve been to Cleveland and there’s nothing there.

Is that the Forest City Auto Parts on the South Side of Chicago near Archer Ave and 39th St? If so it’s the greatest auto parts store there ever was!

I worked on a case where the vehicle had ingested a lit cigarette butt into its air cleaner assembly. The air passing over the lit cigarette kept it hot enough to ignite the paper air cleaner element, which then ignited the plastic air cleaner housing and so on until the whole car went up.

“One day, about a week ago on my day off, I decide to go look at a house.”

I find it ironic that they are doing this now considering that no one cares about the series.

“Dodge Challenger Hellcat X Makes 805 HP, Makes Normal Hellcat Seem Even More Lame”

Glad to hear it!

Agreed. However, it’s California so the cops are probably not allowed to carry guns because guns are scary and can be viewed as a “micro-agrression” or some such nonsense.

So tired of Danica. When she first showed up it was kinda cool because everyone thought that she was going to amount to something. However, after all this time she still isn’t any good. She should probably drop down to Nationwide or the trucks because she’s clearly not ready for the top level.

I totally agree! One of the reasons that IndyCar is dying is because it’s a spec series. IndyCar was much more interesting in the past when teams could buy or build different cars.

F1 i not just a driver’s championship, it’s also a constructor’s championship. Each team is required to build it’s cars.

Perfect.

Sigh.

That sponsorship looks good on that shitty car.

Yeah, you’re right. They're better than people.

“Is the Hummer actually the answer to every question?”

Dogs are simply the best people.

Back in the early nineties, the best car for a teenager was a large GM car with a v6 engine. They were slow, safe and they broke down enough that the kid was forced to learn how to fix cars.