You're good. Keep working the long-form.

Somebody slipped a Viagra into the Alpo.

We call that move the Mister Brainwash.

So, Max shot down his girl in the last three years?

They used to be together, but they've got to drift apart.

Didn't Precious call her mentally-disabled son "Mongo"? (Granted, it was fiction, but it was taking place in the 80s.)

Hah.

I examined this comment; no evidence of the lumpen proliness of the unfeatured.

Race music is almost as welcome in Bristol as Rug races.

Add 'liar' to A.J.'s professional accomplishments.

He also has semen in him.

+1 seven-game series

This is easy: Lebron's lacking energy, poor shooting, bad shots, is a product of the onset of Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis. & since it now seems Lou Gehrig did not, in fact, perish from it, it will forever be known as Lebron's Disease. Don't even need to change the initials.

The last time the Trop had a fortune to turn, they took the Devil out. Of course, might be kind of hard to do, at a casino.

But, Craggs, didn't you know — the NFL has been run as a non-profit since 1946!

Fielder's manoeuvre can be found at the UrbanDictionary as "ice-bathing the yellow-cake".

Had they drafted the son in the 80s, the Tigers would have an Al Kaline Trio now.

+2 snogs, with Patricia Clarkson & Michelle Williams

+1 one nite at Tom Moore's bed n' breakfast

Nice. Havn't seen many comments prefaced "approved by..." of late. But SYG seems to have it.