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Four comments to kill today: this, & the Reagan, Caligula, & Led Zeppelin riffs. Great, great show. Possibly best since Todd Reesing Turf Facial got his first star. (That was a good day.)

Do you know how scarce Samoan men are in porn? Do you? That's why Hawai'ian style pies are so rare.

Those animals were asking for it.

+1 neurodegenerative disorder

He's in the Senate minority, but David Vitter wants to convene hearings, so, yes, this won't be resolved quickly.

To prevent this rash of snitching, the team should have hosted the event at the No Tell Bothell.

+1

I was expecting a Smiths cover band.

There is one thing Drake & Lebron will never share: universal health care.

The Russians have now taken the French by Fire & Air — halfway there.

Fred Armisen must be taking Method Acting classes.

He does this for a former Packer after everything that came of Brett Favre in the Meadowlands?

Twinkcest.

HaLOL.

Most leagues allow a ringer who has played pro ball. I am assuming Tim Raines plays for the One-Hitters.

We all know how well umbrellas worked out for Rihanna as a means of defense against thrown objects.

When Reyes goes to John Farrell's office for advice, the manager responds brusquely, & before his charge can even get thru the door, "Leave! Get out!"

Valdez did such a good job closing out the game, Tim Allen has approached him for career advice. Expect a Raul Ibanez cameo in Wildhogs II.

So, does Maria Menounos come by Gawker's offices frequently to use the toilet, or was this part of a gossip-exchange programme with Access Hollywood?