If we have learned nothing else from the life of Laura Bush, we have learned that nothing can go wrong being a drunk in Lubbock.

& my father [redacted criminal activity]. Doesn't mean I have to.

Is that Jan Brewer next to Sterling?

Uh-huh. Yeah. Right.

Conservatives don't think, they do. For instance, I was watching the early games today at a sports-bar 'round the corner from my house. Owner was there, picked up the morning paper, saw the story about the five GOP legislators (4 assembly, 1 senate) who voted against the union-busting bill, & said, "This bill gets…

A president should not be able to multitask! A president should be clearing brush!

& what to take his place? Tubbo the Wonder Governor of New Jersey? "Say Hello to My Little Friend" Mitch Daniels? Self-loathing Piyush "Bobby" Jindal? Erstwhile lobbyist & Boss Hog fetishist Haley Barbour? Ex-Minnesota Govenor Autotune (T-Paw)?

I-team, assemble! In search of: Melido Perez.

Up, up, & away...

Freekbass

Did someone say UO cheerleader?

In response, State Senator Scott Fitzgerald (R-F.I.B.) has proposed razing Miller Park & the minor-league parks in Appleton & Beloit, as a rebuke to the immoral laurelling of the wayward Demonrats.

"Well, I have to hit it, have a class to teach, but, yeah, does my breath still smell like semen?"

Better shot of this coming off with Ocho making the team & actually seeing the field than had Tony Gonzalez of quitting football for basketball & seeing the NBA hardwood.

Finish him.

You have to add an 'eff yeah!' before that. For the full effect.

He should say 'goodbye' to life as a couple, then.

Oops. Let my internetting streams cross. Sorry.

Her suggesting a (first) date at the Outback is proof positive her onion will bloom, later in the evening.

Even worse: an aspiring portraitist who looked like an "if they mated..." of Michael Moore & Bruce Villanch. & if anyone of you are from Milwaukee, the man in question shares his name with an NBA player.