theintelligentjalop
The Intelligent Jalop
theintelligentjalop

I’m bummed. I thought this story was going to say F1 will finally be streaming online. I was ready to call up my TV provider and tell them to suck it. But nope. I’ll pay again for another year so I can watch F1 and football.

I was more concerned about him fondling himself :

Hard charging the APR Stage+ Volkswagen Golf R sucks your skin to the seat and blurs everything cell in your brain that’s not dedicated to driving.

Didn’t F&F already feature this car 11 years ago?

What kind of title is that? Why would you use such a title if he didn’t offer a specific reason? Lacking ad revenues this month? Seriously ...

The Woz (as his friends and fans call him) didn’t offer a specific reason for his lack of interest in the iPhone X

If factories want to do away with unions, then they’d better be willing to engage in individual wage negotiations with every employee.

Yeahhhhhh, you can’t really put this one on millennials bud. This is the millennial voting map, if the WiFi at your nursing home can load pictures.

Wall Street doesn’t care about profits... Unless you’ve ever been profitable, then you have to stay profitable.

This might be too complex for people to get but the valuation of a company is investors’ bets on how it will do in the future.

Please.

with the gearing ratio applied, that solid piece of steel jammed in a gear is more than adequate to keep a stationary vehicle stopped on a hill.
The true problem is how the electromechanical engagement of it is unreliable.

He thinks health insurance is life insurance.

You’d think the plan, eventually, would be for all the automakers to use their level 2/3/4/5 vehicles to gather all sorts of data automatically every time they drive. That’s basically what Tesla’s doing now. It seems like this company’s goal is to help bridge the gap between now and a time when there are enough

I’m really not a small displacement high revving guy, but I clicked play (and anticipated on smashing that like button!!!) to listen to some engine screaming their hearts out and was left with a guy talking about specs on a list they came up with.

Listen, just because she was faster than Jolyon Palmer doesn’t mean she’s ready for F1.

Umm... math?

They’re apparently very thrifty. So thrifty they bought a Model X.

Yes, yes, please don’t flip the Valkyries.