Well, there's always the WB's Birds of Prey.

Why he insists on playing that one particular Miike movie in the background every time is a bit of a mystery.

Wasn't she the lone missing actor from the Buffy animated series that never quite made it to fruition?

Eliza does take part in the bikini car wash in Bring It On. https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Ah yes, the original "failed pickup line" ad campaign for Running On Empty.

Maybe a bikini-themed car wash convened in an attempt to save a failing business of some sort?

That's why you never saw Doc Holliday fly anywhere.

What, no Vamp Willow?

It's not just for self-insertion fanfic anymore!

Well, she does love it when people recreate Pansy Division album covers, so I find your story plausible.

And after they'd been specifically told by Mrs. Rosenberg that they weren't to have anything to do with that Bunny Summers!

Unfortunately not. It never came to that. So to speak.

And there's always Bandar Bush.

Jeff Mangum?

That's the mystery!
(I haven't seen the original Fletch movie in around 20 years, so at the end of the day, I got nothin' on this one.)
There's a bit of (inadvertent) comedy in how many things it gets wrong about working at a newspaper, I suppose. But then that's true of virtually every movie that ever been set at one.

Please. The preferred term is "thinkpiece".

An actual baby, and not the "Walker told me I have AIDS" kid? (Haley Joel Osment)

So he's joining the cast of an adaptation of "The Subprimes"?

God is so high maintenance. Dat ass tho.

But we'd get at least a couple Sunn Classics "documentaries" and at least one In Search of… (of the Year 4235, or somesuch) out of it.