I still have them in a box somewhere, but am afraid to attempt a re-read for that exact reason.
The Pitt thing was a big surprise at the time, and might read differently in today's world, but other than that all I remember is that Justice wasn't too bad, and that original Starbrand lead character Ken Connell was a…

He is a good dynamic frontman, even today. He sometimes seems to have a hard time turning that off when asked about this stuff, and that knack for hyperbole that made some of his cheesier dialogue and narration fun to read can be more grating for some people when ported over into stuff done by people in the real world.

Even if they're all just distractions on the way to the grave, dreams and fantasy, even silly ones, are nothing to be ashamed of liking or creating.
The world can be a dark place sometimes, and anyone who makes something that takes somebody's mind off a shitty day, helps pass some time in a hospital waiting room or…

I still remember buying all the issues of Spider-Ham at our local drug store. Funny animal superheros (see also Captain Carrot) are a niche that should still exist, dammit!

I'm not totally sold - is there any way to include a literal giant bullet?

"By your powers combined, this is Corporate Planet!"

Audiences are clamoring for more issues of Bill Jemas' masterwork "Marville", but we'll have to retitle it. How does "DC-ist" sound?

Sweet Christmas "Countdown Arena" was garbage, even among cash-grab event tie-ins.

Hasn't Ditko been living in Garry Marshall's guest house behind the LA YMCA for the last few decades? The one that's a hollowed out car body up on blocks with a toilet in the rumble seat?

After a multi-year creator rights lawsuit, it will be revealed that Smarf is actually Thor's sister.

Will this mean the return of Homer the Happy Ghost, the Madballs or Doctor Droom (whose magical power is yellowface)? Because, if so, it still won't have been worth it.

Battleworld just sounds like something from Marvel UK in the 90s. Mys-tech is at it again, and only the Warheads and Motormouth and Killpower can stop them! (Well, at least they had Death's Head and Captain Britain, I guess. And some of the early issues of Knights of Pendragon weren't too bad - the Green Knight…

Hey kids: if you like Harry Potter (ask your older siblings what that is), you'll love Gravel!

There's probably a pregnant in there somewhere. And a Chinese, maybe even doggy!

Now I can't help but wonder what a 1960s black and white Roger Corman directed version of LOTR would look like. The stuff of nightmares (really slow, boring, occasionally campy nightmares), in all likelihood.

What about Ziggy and Sam's wife that he never remembers? What are they, chopped liver?
Always hoping that the next edit would bring the leap home…

Who would be financing that, these days? I love B5 and all (though God knows I've seen it too many times due to a family member who feels the need to do a re-watch multiple times a year), but that's gotta take the proceeds from a lot of Transmorphers movies and Toppik ads.

He changed his name after leaving the cult. His birth name was Zooty Phoenix.

Just as long as this doesn't mean a return to acting for Jerry Doyle.

Isn't Sorkin available, these days? But are there any strong female characters, because that does seem to be his area of expertise? (Vomits into bucket)