"I find your lack of stuffing disturbing."

Using the force to pluck the turkey seems like it would be incredibly convenient. Good for handling poultry without having to wash up in general I guess.

This boy will be the chosen one!

It's not that it doesn't work with per se, but that it doesn't work properly. I specifically upgraded to GTX 780 Ti in two-way SLI for that screen, yet many (most?) games either don't support SLI or don't support it properly, and running even some simpler ones on a single card is not possible without lowering settings…

It's not that it doesn't work with per se, but that it doesn't work properly. I specifically upgraded to GTX 780 Ti…

See, that is something I'd like to see!

I'm sure the ability to turn water into wine comes in handy

I feel kinda bad for Jesus for having to hear her go on about it for hours.

Yeah that'd help his next job right?

I've been on the T-Mobile $30 plan for just over a year now and it is wonderful (I don't talk much so the 100 minute limit doesn't concern me). It costs more up front if you want an iPhone or any other full price phone, but in the 2 year contract window you save a ton of money.

See, that's so much better than the way the Army did in in Iraq in 2009.

The Multinational Division Baghdad commander was insistent that his his boys and girls should be able to get watch the Superbowl with a beer. So he petitioned General Odierno, the then head of Multinational Forces Iraq to let his folks get two…

No, just the awesome water around Hawaii:

Frankly, the Golden is way smarter than the rest of them. There are a number of huge sausages just lying there, and no little treat or bit of play with one's owner is ever going to make up for just running past them.

Your only option at that point is to get out of the armored car while someone is shooting at you with an AK-47.

Without the commentary, I probably wouldnt read Kotaku as much as I do.

I've got one of these I use with the PAARNG. I can have my piping hot coffee poured at 6am and still be hot by 1pm. Excellent mug.

I've got one of these I use with the PAARNG. I can have my piping hot coffee poured at 6am and still be hot by 1pm.…

We've had this for about a few years now and it's still going strong! What I like about it, besides keeping hots hot, is that you can take it apart to clean it. We had another brand prior, and while it kept coffee warm it would stink up after a while but we couldn't get the insides clean enough. With the Thermos…

We've had this for about a few years now and it's still going strong! What I like about it, besides keeping hots…

I'm a combat medic in the army and have been using this one for a year. It's survived in the field, the classroom and the clinic. Absolutely love it.

I'm a combat medic in the army and have been using this one for a year. It's survived in the field, the classroom…

Eventually the plastic skin on the outside will start to peel off. Mine started peeling off a couple years ago in fact. That it didn't start doing that until I'd had it for 3 years and that it's only managed to lose a couple of strips the size (and shape) of a piece of candy corn should not be considered perfect.

Eventually the plastic skin on the outside will start to peel off. Mine started peeling off a couple years ago in…