everything about this video, from the 30-second preroll of smiling tourists relaxing 1,000 feet above certain death to the man trying his hardest to destroy the one thing keeping his body from becoming human pepperoni at the bottom of a gorge

Will no one think of the color blind potential smoker?

Pierson’s Puppeteers knew this long ago.

Flood damage is not covered by normal house insurance. So unless he has flood insurance, he’s not saving his insurance company a single cent.

Don’t worry, it will be too preoccupied with the pain in all the diodes down its left side.

“how to appear to be funny.”

Saw this video on laser propulsion a few years ago. It’s an actual experiment with a very small object propelled a short distance.

Someone did invent something that would reset your router automatically by power cycling it. I don’t remember if it is time based, or it does it when it detects that the network is down.

A drinking fountain for dogs? Genius!

you can focus a beam of sound at objects or into your head!

You’re thinking of flat panel speakers. I think this is referring to ultrasound interference to produce sound:

Corollary: if anyone other than a white male was turned away for dress code violation, there would be immediate claims of discrimination. When dress code is pointed out, would insist that a white male in similar clothes will not be turned away.

At least there’s an actual image in the article.

Black hole conveys the idea that the gravitational force is high enough that the escape velocity is higher than the speed of light.

I want to see that hood ornament on a Rolls Royce Silver Spirit.

I can’t seem to turn off GPS for GLONASS only either. In terms of accuracy, I’ve only come across this one, which doesn’t have GLONASS only, but shows conclusively that GPS+GLONASS is superior.

Wonder if it will affect GLONASS signal as well. Many consumer devices can work on both systems.

If there is already a fine, can’t they just raise it?

I believe it is free if you’re visiting the church. If you want guided tours, transport to / from, that’s what’s going to cost. But I’ve never been there, so could very well be wrong.

Oh, man, sorry to hear that. Could you have gone to your country’s consulate / embassy and reported that you lost your passport?