I, for one, welcome our new eavesdropping Overlords.

Useless trivia : the land that the railway operated on was owned by the Malaysian government while the railway was operational, a sore point for land scarce Singapore.

I once created an overlay of two maps showing Singapore and the SF Bay Area. Let me see if I can find it. Ah, here you go :

I’ve enjoyed reading your articles. Thank you, good luck, and I hope to read your writings again in the future.

Yeah, I was skeptical about it being in Louisiana as well, so I threw it at Google which told me it is a neighborhood in Northeast Los Angeles.

You kids and your damn photographs. Why, back in my day, when we want a picture, we first have to collect the pigments to make our own paint, then we’ll draw on the cave walls. While fending off saber-toothed cats.

Or, you know, just Photoshop everything, including the mirror.

Shutter lag refers to the delay between pressing the shutter release and the picture being taken. He does mean long exposure.

Could have been worse. Could have been named Titanic.

Pics? Edit : wait, never mind. I thought you said “dead cow” which would be pic worthy. Dead crow, not so much. I blame the mashed potatoes for my inability to read today.

Just need something to help guys aim better when using the urinal.

How about COLBERT?

Cloud Aerosol Transport System?

I’ll mine an asteroid for the rocks to build an asteroid. Problem solved.

I’m sorry, Dave.

“sent off shore” - don’t know if that is a very clever pun, choosing to read it as such :)

And if you yourself are sick, do the rest of us a favor and don’t double-dip.

Total Recall, the Arnold version.

Aren’t the things PC people say protected by 1st Amendment as well?

Being a blessing and driving you insane are not mutually exclusive. I have two kids myself :)