Yeah, me too! And hopefully something that doesn’t cost $100k :)

Give a good book instead or in addition. I recommend Understanding Exposure if they don’t understand the basics of photography.

I hv read better articles on Craigslist/eBay/my friend who’s a USB stick salesman. Will u finance the next article for me to read?

When he brought up the United Nations is the point I stopped reading.

You know, I’d watch that.

If you take a lot of unnecessary vitamins and supplements, your piss can cost $100.

Looks like their server crashed.

Looks like their server crashed.

He got off light...

Fair enough. Guess it’s just not a good long term plan for our future.

That’s plausible, except I doubt those politicians excel in long term planning.

Not butterfly catching - lacrosse.

Get a few of these instead, they’re just $6.50 on Amazon. About as credible as censoring scientists.

If you’re going to ignore their results and muzzle them, why even bother having scientists on your payroll in the first place? Contracts prevent them from being fired?

I’ll give the trap idea a try, thanks - sure beats going out at night with a flashlight and a pair of pliers. Open can is probably too messy because of pesky cats (don’t get me started on my rant), raccoons, skunks, opossums.

But the thought of synthetic spiders enslaved so that their silk can be extracted repulses me.

Well, my reaction to that :

Rolled up newspaper? I attack them with pliers. I’d have used a butane torch, but that will damage the plants I’m picking them off from.

I’d like to nominate the 2nd half of Weird Al’s Foil as the official theme music. (1:14 if the video below doesn’t start at the correct time)

I think I read about some trippy images by Google’s AI. As for the rest on your list..