Edison, is that you from the other side?

Awesome bit of detective work. *kowtow* We're not worthy!

If you can't patch bash immediately, check to see if you're running a web server. If you have any services using bash scripts for CGI, disable them immediately.

Ah, thank you :)

On a recent flight on EVA, their in-flight map has virtual cockpot view, as well as something that looks quite similar to the first screenshot here - showing the 3d model of the plane, with the camera rotating around it. But there's nothing I could control, and I definitely don't get to interact with it other than…

Be grateful you even have a cushioned seat on a US domestic flight.

Google failed me. What's an E-Plat?

Confused - do you mean stairs truck, or jet bridge / aerobridge? Jet bridge joins the terminal to the plane, so there's no need for a bus. But if the plane is late and parked away from the terminal, they bus you over to where the plane is, and you climb the stairs to board.

Thanks. Hmm, Amazon price now is only $80 but "ships in 3 to 5 weels".

Thanks. Hmm, Amazon price now is only $80 but "ships in 3 to 5 weels".

I want a Brown but they're a little harder to find. Might end up getting Das Keyboard 4 Pro Soft Tactile. But ~$165 is not pocket change.

I want a Brown but they're a little harder to find. Might end up getting Das Keyboard 4 Pro Soft Tactile. But ~$165…

Hitting enter worked for me, clicking button didn't. So I suggest trying the other if one didn't work. Could be entirely coincidental.

I clicked the button and got "Bad gateway" but hitting enter worked. Strange.

No, not ahh kinja. Kinja!!!

I compare all people to monkeys. I should apologize to the monkeys.

Damn, I was hoping for a Weird Al spoof about a stripper...

At least we can be thankful he didn't say "after all, this is rocket science".

Pretty much true of any quality tool. And even if it doesn't make a task enjoyable, at least it makes it suck less.

Agree with and actually have everything on your list (except for voice control, which I only use in my car for navigation), and also with IPS monitor - I even brought my own monitor to work because the cheap TN monitors are so crappy. And toilet paper. Some TP from public restrooms feel like sandpaper.

That's reckless and dangerous. The proper response from the Chinese should be to operate reconnaissance flights within 150 miles of the US East Coast, in international waters.

That was what I thought too, but if that's the case (looking at the video at the 33 to 34 second mark) I'd say that the satellite is *ahem* toast.