Do you believe in miniscule technicalities?!?!

I have it on good authority that LeBron was actually T'd up for inappropriately touching the referee after the whistle.

"I have that same shirt!"

RIP PSH. Still a fav.

It's hard to imagine that, for something this important, a guy could just skate by with almost zero scrutiny. That a guy with none of the requisite qualifications could just slip through the screening process, past dozen of checks, and be allowed to wander - befuddledly - into the inner sanctum of power, interacting…

He looks like a nice enough guy...let 'em through.

My girlfriend used the same trick to sneak into my house permanently.

"Richard Sherman was a nonfactor on the statsheet, which meant he was everything in the game."

I'm goin' corporate! Some guy from TSN contacted me after seeing some of the infographics and dumb sports content I'd made, and asked if I'd want to do freelance graphics for them. Occasional Deadspin commenter with stupid name Carrie Hunt & The Spoonerisms: Paid Employee Of Major Sports Network!

Oh, stop being grumpy about it. It's kind of a tradition at this point. I mean, who can forget Ray Lewis' famous pre-Super Bowl slay ride?

You can definitely see someone take a piss on Rick Reilly on Fox Sports 1. But, if you really want to see Rick get shit on, you have to subscribe to Fox Sports 2.

You don't believe global warming's a thing? That's actually a beach photo from the 1890s.

"Chinese restaurants ain't scared of nothing*"

Mandatory reporting does not apply unless there is evidence of child abuse/neglect.

An investigation could not be conducted because nothing was reported to anyone at the university besides medical personnel who are required by law to keep medical records confidential unless otherwise directed by the patient or the post-mortem controlling party of medical release. An athletic department member was…

Here's the thing. Anderson claims that she was never told, even though the journal says otherwise. The journal was found by the parents and the allegations were first published in a newspaper article.

According to the guidelines on Title IX, schools are required to investigate allegations of sexual assault between…

Anderson, from the reports, has consistently denied she was told anything. Missouri's legal vulnerability would seem to revolve around whether she's telling the truth. Was disappointed that OTL didn't do a better job of distinguishing between the medical personnel, who couldn't report, and Anderson, who had to report…

Not to repeat myself constantly, but if you read this article and think that it's a really great time to bust out that rape joke you've been saving up, don't. There's absolutely nothing funny about a situation where a woman was raped and then killed herself because of a failed system. Don't be so fucking evil.

Both are unaware the other is famous.