This is really great, Drew.

It's not your fault.

Do you have any proof that Incognito "knocked the shit out of" Martin?

Yeah, that doesn't make any sense. What you wrote seems to imply that males should abandon their primal instincts to establish a pecking order, because that's the "civilized" way we should do things now. If you consistently come out on the bottom of said pecking order, it doesn't give you license to change the…

Yes, let's get rid of that whole "male pecking order" thing. In fact, let's just castrate all boys when they're babies. That's the answer, right?

Everything you said is spot-on. But you won't win here.

First, the comment is WORD-FOR-WORD exactly the same. Not you, huh? Right...

You posted this exact same thing on ESPN's site. You really thought it was that clever?

Deadspin: Where the "bullied" get revenge decades later by posting righteous condemnations on the Internet. So predictable, so sad.