Hi Hubix ! My pleasure .. here they come. Black leather galore :

Pretty sure it is a major offense to block access to someone who is handicapped, resident or not. If they're claiming she needs to park in the guest parking and they don't have handicapped guest parking, that is another issue in itself. Either way, the complex is in the wrong due to the Americans with Disabilities Act.

To be fair, this car DOES feature three-lug wheels.

Wait, what? The NHS is why there's long-term unemployment? Riiiiighhht.

Smooth ride to protect the instrument, style by the bucketloads: Citroën DS estate:

They came in like a wrecking ball
They liked my cars and took them all
Except there's only one for me
And that would be my, Mas-er-a-ti
O yea, my Maserati

It didn't want to start at all
My Quattroporte wouldn't sing
If they knew anything at all
Then they would have put the key in

Furniture was more likely to move under its own power.

An uncle of mine *almost* bought one. He had been a Honda guy throughout his entire life. His first car was a first-gen Accord 3-door, which got him through college, and lasted almost 250k miles of moronic adolescent abuse. His next car was another Accord, bought in 1987. When he got a huge promotion, he wanted to…